Happy New Year 2012

  Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful,
Mind Blowing, sweaty & Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy, very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.

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With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*

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Even
If we have..

Less talks
Less hellos
Less stories
Less greetings
But always
Remember that

My prayers
Will
Never b
Less…
for You….
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2012 with God Bless!  

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My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful New Year 2012

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Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2012.

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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2012.

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New Year Hindi SMS

Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

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Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

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Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR

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You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2012 My Dear.   

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 A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2012.

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

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W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

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*NEW YEAR 2012*
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Two Headed Girls - Amazing Birth Defect

Housewife Radha Gupta holds her one month-old Siamese twins, Radha, left, and Krishna, in her in-laws' house on the outskirts of Bombay Monday Feb. 8, 1999. The parents, family elders and neighbors claim that the two-headed baby is a re-incarnation of Lord Vishnu, a Hindu mythological god, while medical doctors say that the survival and normal life of the child depends on a correction operation wherein one of the heads will be removed. Radha and her husband Vijay, have refused the operation.

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New Year Quotes - Famous Quotes on New Year

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is
either quietly with friends or in a
brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends
and people pair off, someone is bound to
be left in tears.
W.H. Auden

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“Another fresh new year is here .
. .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”
William Arthur Ward quotes (American
dedicated scholar, author, editor,
pastor and teacher)

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One resolution I have made, and try
always to keep, is this: To rise above
the little things. ~John Burroughs

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Of all sound of all bells... most solemn
and touching is the peal which rings out
the Old Year. ~Charles Lamb

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“An optimist stays up until
midnight to see the new year in. A
pessimist stays up to make sure the old
year leaves.”
Bill Vaughn quotes (American industry
author, mentor and subject-matter
expert)

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Be at war with your vices; at peace with
your neighbors, and let every new year
find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin

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People are so worried about what they
eat between Christmas and the New Year,
but they really should be worried about
what they eat between the New Year and
Christmas.
Anonymous

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Two-Headed Infant - Amazing Birth Defect

Maria de Guadalupe Angolo and Maria de Jesus Angolo, a two-headed infant is attended to by a nurse at the Hospital Infantil August 2, 1996, in Mexico City. She was born July 26, 1996, in Tijuna Mexico. The newborn is in critical but stable condition, and has only one thorax, a single heart, intestines and a single set of legs and arms. Doctors have said separation surgery is out of the question.

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New Year SMS

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*

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 I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where. Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..

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Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.

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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

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Baby Born with amazing Mermaid Syndrome - Amazing Birth Defect

The abandoned baby boy with the rare "mermaid syndrome", a defect in which the legs are born fused together, at the Hunan Provincial Children's Hospital in Changsha, central China's Hunan province 16 November 2006. Sirenomelia, or "mermaid syndrome", is a rare congenital defect occurring in one out of every 70,000 births, and the condition is almost always fatal within days of delivery due to serious defects in vital organs.

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Christmas SMS

 Lets welcome the year which is fresh and
new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets
celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

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 A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you! Happy Holidays.

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May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the
year. Wish your christmas be filled with
peace and love. Merry X-mas.

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May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year. Wishing you a
season of blessings from heaven above. Happy
Christmas

 
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I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a
great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra
good to you. Merry Christmas & Happy new year

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I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every
christmas card i write, May your days be
merry and bright, and May all your
christmases be white.Happy Christmas.

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Roses for you - Merry Christmas

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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

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Two Headed Born Baby - Amazing Birth Defect

A two-headed born baby is pictured in Anajas, northern Brazil December 21, 2011. Doctors in Brazil said on Wednesday said they are unsure whether they can operate on a baby born with two heads, although the newborn boy is in stable condition. The "twins", named Jesus and Emanuel, have two brains, two backbones and a single heart.

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Lovely SMS in Lovely Style

LoVely mSg 4 a loveLy peRson fRom a LovEly pErson 4 a lovEly rEason at loVely tiMe frOm a lovelY Mind iN a loVely mOod in a loveLy stYle.

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How are you - Funny SMS

Those innocent eyes...

Those kissable lips... 

A great smile... 

The perfect walk... 

Smoothest talk... 

Absolutely gorgeous.. 

Thats enough bout me!

How r u? :)

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Pleasure and Torture - Lovely SMS

What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

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You are my Life - Lovely SMS

One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?"

I'll say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.

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Sometimes - Missing You SMS

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

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Marriage Certificate - Funny Husband Wife SMS

A man seats for 4 hours starring at his marriage certificate and his wife asks

"why are U starring at the certificate like that" and he replied,

I'm looking 4 the expiry date".........

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Brother & Sister - Funny Lovely SMS

New style of proposing a girl:

I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter.

So lets make them brother & sister!!!

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I love 3 Things - Love SMS

I love 3 things!

The sun, the Moon and U!

The Sun for the Day,

the Moon for the night,

and You forever!

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Never Hold your Fart - Funny Fart SMS

Thought for the night:

Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where you get shitty ideas.

Have a nice fart!

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Greatest Challenge - Friendship SMS

The greatest challenge of being a friend is not listening when words are spoken but hearing and feeling even when there's nothing but silence.

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Dare to be Different - Inspirational SMS

Believe while others doubt.

Work while others wish.

Save while others waste.

Persevere while others quit.

Pray and stay while others stray!

Dare to be different!

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Wife Meaning - Funny Husband Wife SMS

Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

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Spit in the Soup - Funny Soup SMS

In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

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World's Most Amazing and Dreadful X-Rays - Amazing Pictures

Imagine about these x-rays! How painful these would had caused???

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Cricket, Not for Girls - Funny Cricket Sports Picture

And that's why, Women should not play cricket at all!

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Sardar in Mysore - Funny Sardar SMS

Sardar in Mysore Palace,
Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...

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Dying Husband - Funny Husband Wife SMS

Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!

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Angry Cricket Bowler - Funny Cricket Picture

Angry man is a dangerous man! Keep your stuffs safe! :|

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Anger Management - Funny SMS for Kids

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

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Afterall you are not gay!

Yes, you should give priority to ladies! Afterall you are not gay! :)

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Beer or You - Funny SMS

A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says,
"I love you".
Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?".
Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."

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Cricket Team with Ducks - Funny Cricket Picture

Are these ducks going to be my team? Oh Yeah! :)

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Quotes that Everyone Should Read

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. ~ Lou Erickson

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ~ Bob Monkhouse

For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. ~ Clifton Fadiman

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ~ Will Rogers

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ~ Danny Kaye

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. ~ Anonymous

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. ~ Christopher Isherwood

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out. ~ Moms Mabley

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better! ~ Anonymous

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Humor Quotes about Life

Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties! ~ Anonymous

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ~ Fran Lebowitz

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen

A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. ~ Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby

If you're going to make every game a matter of life or death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. ~ Dean Smith

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. ~ Robert Brault

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. ~ Oscar Wilde

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. ~ Bill Cosby

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Words of Wisdom To Live By

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. ~ Thomas Huxley

We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be weaving. And we all have some power to make wishes come true, as long as we keep believing. ~ Louisa May Alcott

Each of the world religions has its own particular genius, its own special insight into the nature and requirements of compassion, and has something unique to teach us. ~ Karen Armstrong

All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason. ~ Immanuel Kant

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy? ~ Albert Einstein

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Famous Inspirational Words to Live By

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover ~ Mark Twain

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. ~ Raymond Linquist

What we think, we become. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. ~ The Buddha

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. ~ Chinese proverb

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to dance in the rain. ~ Vivian Greene

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~ Anais Nin

The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams. ~ Oprah Winfrey

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Great Words to Live By

There is no half singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera singer ~ Joseph Groban

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~ Oscar Wilde

Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it. ~ Murphy's Law

Virtue is insufficient temptation. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. ~ Abba Eban

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~ Aristotle

Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. ~ Plato

Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. ~ Homer Simpson

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ~ Jim Carrey

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ~ Tom Lehrer

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. ~ Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. ~ Woody Allen

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote

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What is Love in Old Age?

What actually is LOVE?

It is supporting each other in old age! :)

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Quotes About Being Single

Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special. ~ Unknown

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. ~ Garry Shandling

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. ~ Sex and the City

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~ Woody Allen

Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them. ~ Sex and the City

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. ~ Henry David Thoreau

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. ~ Oscar Wilde

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Quotes on State

A state chiefly prospers and thrives through moral rule, well-regulated family life, respect for religion and justice, the moderation and fair imposing of public taxes, the progress of the arts and of trade, the abundant yields of the land – through everything, in fact, which makes the citizens better and happier. – Pope Leo XIII

The state is only that part of the body politic especially concerned with the maintenance of law, the promotion of the common welfare and public order, and the administration of public affair. The state is a part which specializes in the interests of the whole. – J. Martiain

I am the state. – Louis

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Quotes on Pride

Pride is at the bottom of all great mistakes. – Ruskin

If a proud man makes me keep distance, the comfort is that he keeps his at the same time. – Jonathan Swift

Pride, the most dangerous of all faults proceeds from want of sense or want of thought. – Ditton

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Prayer Quotes - Quotes on Prayer

More things are wrought by prayer

Than this world dreams of – Tennyson

Prayer ardent opens Heaven. – Young

He prayer well who love well

Both man and bird and beast

He prayer best who love best

All things both great and small;

For the dear God who love us,

He made and loves all. – S.T. Coleridge

Common people do not pray; they only beg. – Bernard Shaw

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Quotes on Mind

The mind of man is far from the nature of a clear and equal glass…..nay, it is ratherlike and enchanted glass, full of superstition and imposture. – Bacon

I had rather believe all the fables in the Legend and the Talmud and the Alcoran, than that this universal frame is without a mind. – Bacon

The mind is the man, and the knowledge of the mind. Bacon

The forehead is the gate of the mind. – Cicero

The more minds we have, the more original men do we discover there are common people find no difference between men. – Pascal

An open scent bottle soon loses its scent. An open mind is often a vacant mind. There is something to be said for corks. – Arnold Lunn

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Quotes on Machines

The mystery of mysteries is to view machines making machines. – Benjamin

The machine unmakes the man. Now that the machine is so perfect, the engineer is nobody. Emerson

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the word of one extraordinary man. – Elbert Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day’s toil of any human being. – J.S. Mill

There will be little drudgery in this better ordered world. Natural power harnessed in machines will be the general drudge. – H.G. Wells

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Love Quotes - Lovely Quotes

Love is love’s reward. – Dryden

Love is the business of the idle, but the idleness of the busy. – Bulwer – Lytton

In love, loss and gain are harmonized. – Rabindranath Tagore

Bondage and liberation are not antagonistic in love. – Rabindranath Tagore

Love is the noblest frailty of the mind. – Dryden

Love is ever the beginning of knowledge as fire is of light. – Carlyle

In the last analysis, love is only the reflection of a man’s own worthiness from other men. – Emerson

Love, which is the essence of God, is not for levity, but for the total worth of man. – Emerson

Love is a fine flower, but unity of consciousness is the root. – Sri Aurobindo

Love is the salt of life. – John Sheffield

Love is an appetite of generation by the meditation of beauty. – Socrates

Love is the god who gives safety to the city. – Xeno

But love is such a mystery.

I cannot find it out;

For when I think I’m best resolved.

I then am most in doubt. – Sir John Suckling

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Internal Love in Zoo - Lovely Animals

The Internal Love in Zoo

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Quotes of Life

Life’s but a means unto an end-that end.

Beginning, mean and end to all things-God. – P.J. Bailey

To look upon life as and evil and treat the world as a delusion is sheer ingratitude. – S. Radhakrishnan

To enjoy life one should give up the lure of life. – Mahatma Gandhi

We have to build our own world with our own thoughts and energy of mind. – Rabindranath Tagore

Life is an ecstasy. – Emerson

Pain, which is the feeling of our fitness, is not a fixture in our life. – Rabindranath Tagore

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. – O. Henry

Life at the greatest and best is but a forward child that must be humored and coaxed a little till it falls asleep, and then all the care is over. – Goldsmith

Our life consists partly in folly, and partly in wisdom. – Montaigne

Life is a fortress which neither you nor I know anything about. – Napoleon

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Monkey with Ice - Funny Animals

A monkey(R) carries its baby as it holds an ice lolly given by its zookeeper to cool off, in a zoo in Huaibei, Anhui province

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Quotes on Liberty

Among a people generally corrupt, liberty cannot long exist. – Edmund Burke

Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. – New Testament

Personal liberty is the right to act without interference within the limits of the law. – H.J. Oerter

The God, who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time. – Thomas Jefferson

Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth. – George Washington

The love of liberty with life is giv’n

And life itself the inferior gift of Heav’n. – John Dryden

Liberty is worth whatever the best civilization is worth. – Henry Giles

Deep in the frozen region of the north,

A goddess violated brought thee forth,

Immortal Liberty! – Smollett

When liberty is gone,

Life grows insipid and has lost its relish. – Addison

A day, an hour of virtuous liberty

Is worth a whole eternity in bondage. – Addison

Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith

Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage. – New Testament

Lean liberty is better than fat slavery. Thomas Fuller

Preferring

Hand liberty before the easy yoke

Of servile pomp. – Milton

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Even Animals Needs Ice - Funny Animals

A macaque reaches a block of frozen fruit to refresh itself in Rome's zoo

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Impossibility Quotes

“It is not a lucky word, this same impossible; no good comes of those that have it so often in their mouth.” – Carlyle

“Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.” – John Heywood

“Few things are impossible to diligence and skill.” – Samuel Johnson

“I will strive with things impossible.” – Shakespeare

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Animal's Lovely Moment!

A half month old mandrill holds a monkey doll at a zoo in Ningbo, east China's Zhejiang Province!

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Perfect Moment - Snake with Mouse

Happy Moment for the snake!

Worst Moment for the mouse!

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Remixed Shayari - Funny Shayari

Program meraa, chalaate ho,
To kuchh, ghabra se jaate ho,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain.

(RemixOf(
Nazar mujhse, milaati ho,
To Kuchh, sharmaa se jaati ho,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain.
))

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Funny Monkey Acts

Mother Monk: Hey kid, you have grown many pest on your hair!!! You need to take bath soon!

Small Monk: Ohh Common Mom, I just took bath last week! Am full clean!!!

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Meri Dharkano - Dosti Shayari

Meri Dharkano me Aap ka Hi Raz Hoga,
Meri Bat Ka Bas YeHi Andaz Hoga,
Kabhi Bewafaee Nahin Karte Hum Dosti Me,
Meri Dosti Pe Aap Ko Hamesha Naz Hoga!!!

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Funny Chimp getting Cover

Damn! It's too hot here! Need some cover!!!

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Hi - Hello - Funny Shayari on Internet

woh HI! kahi
main HELLO kaha
aur dono ka pyar ho gaya
bahut sare batein ki
bahut sare ujagari raate bitai
unki yadon mein
patahi nahi chala pyar ka khumar mein
raat din kaise nikal gayi
magar kabhi mil nahi paya
kyu ki woh mujhe internet mein hi mili thi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Duniya badal gayi hai - Funny Shayari on Chatting

Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se

Pehle karte hum dost baatein cafe mein
Peetay the coffee waghera cafe mein

Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se

Khoob hoti thi masti cafe mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar ho gaya hai telephone chatting se
Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se

Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein
humse chatting se

Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai English
kharab chatting se Hoti thi
bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain
ab chatting se

Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat ho gayee hai chatting se !

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Terrible 3D Street Painting

Ohh! Someone please save the worker!

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Message pe message bhejti ho - Funny SMS

Message pe message bhejti ho,
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.

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Amazing Ace Illustration

Amazing Ace Illustration! :)

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Funny Spiderman Street Painting

Who is seeking help? People or Spiderman!!!

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Humein unki ebadat - Funny Shayari

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,
log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,
dil mein rakha hai unko ,
log na jane kyon juda kehte hain!!!

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When will India stop and start?

When will India Stop using bulls for farming and start using tractors???

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Kya ker rahay ho? - Teasing SMS

kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?

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Taste Of An Insect

What do you think it would have tasted like???

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Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

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BatMan and Robin 3D Street Painting

Trying to save the real world human being from the view of cartoon - BatMan and Robin 3D Street Painting

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Funny Though Awesome 3D Street Painting

A cool imagination by a Street Painter!

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Mark Zuckerberg - Gadget Personality of the Year

Having more than 500 million people hooked on to Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social netwoking revolution has been crowned as the 'Gadget Personality of the Year'.

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Funny 3D Street Wall Painting

You must surely watch this Funny 3D Street Wall Painting!

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Hillarious 3D Wall Painting

A very very funny and hillarious 3D wall painting! :)

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Perfect Timing - A shot before the snake ATTACKS!

Perfect Timing - A shot before the snake ATTACKS!

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Life is A Grammar Lesson!

Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.

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A Lovely BirthDay Shayari!!!

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye!!! :)

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Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar - Love Shayari

Choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??

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An Elephant Playing Football in front of Tourists!

An Elephant Playing Football in front of Tourists!

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Two-Headed California KingSnake

Two-Headed California Kingsnake

A picture taken on July 8, 2011 displays a two-head Albino California Kingsnake at the terrarium of Skazka (Fairy tale) Zoo in the Crimean city of Yalta.

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BMW's Latest Concept of E-Electric Scooter

The battery is charged at regular household power sockets as found in Europe, the USA, Canada and Japan, There is no need for a special charging station. When the battery is completely flat, the charging period is less than three hours. Practical experience with concept vehicles has already shown that the battery rarely runs out completely, so charging times are generally shorter.

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Astounding Volcano activity photographed from Space

This May 23, 2006, photo released by NASA shows the eruption of Cleveland Volcano, Aleutian Islands, Alaska, as photographed by an Expedition 13 crew member on the International Space Station. The image captures the ash plume of the very short-lived eruption.

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Big and Small Sisters of Mother - Dirty Joke!

Munna Bhai: Agar Maa ko English mein Mom Kehte hey to Maa ki badi behen aur choti behen ko kya bolenge?
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai! It's MaxiMom & MiniMom! :)

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Women World Leaders

Pratibha Patil-President of India

Angela Merkel-Chancellor of Germany

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Those Days That Passed - Funny Events!

1. On being Late:

“Kab shuru hua?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu…….. . bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”

“Kal se pakka class karunga”

“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”

“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

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Apni Nazar Me - Romantic Shayari!

Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho!

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Fall of a Successful Man!

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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World's Longest Finger Nail

Chris "The Dutchess" Walton shows off her record breaking fingernails in New York, Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2011.

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Giant 1000-kg Crocodile caught in Philippines

 

Villagers and veteran hunters have captured a one-ton saltwater crocodile which they plan to make the star of a planned ecotourism park in a southern Philippine town, an official said Monday.

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Unreachable Ghost! - Funny Pictures :)

Must see and laugh! :)

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