Thought for the night:
Never hold your farts
in.
They travel up your spine into your brain and that's
where you get shitty ideas.
Have a nice fart!
Astounding Volcano activity
Cleveland Volcano, Aleutian Islands, Alaska, as photographed by an Expedition 13 crew member on the International Space Station....
Gadget Personality of the Year
Having more than 500 million people hooked on to Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social netwoking revolution has been crowned as the 'Gadget Personality of the Year'.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Greatest Challenge - Friendship SMS
The greatest challenge of being a friend is
not listening when words are spoken but hearing and feeling
even when there's nothing but silence.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Dare to be Different - Inspirational SMS
Believe while others doubt.
Work while others
wish.
Save while others waste.
Persevere while others quit.
Pray and stay while others stray!
Dare to be different!
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Wife Meaning - Funny Husband Wife SMS
Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Spit in the Soup - Funny Soup SMS
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as
soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make
sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote
on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
Monday, December 5, 2011
Sardar in Mysore - Funny Sardar SMS
Sardar in Mysore Palace,
Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...
Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Dying Husband - Funny Husband Wife SMS
Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I
had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh.
I know! That's why I poisoned you!
