Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Little Johnny: Drin-King, Smo-King, and Fuc-King.
Astounding Volcano activity
Cleveland Volcano, Aleutian Islands, Alaska, as photographed by an Expedition 13 crew member on the International Space Station....
Gadget Personality of the Year
Having more than 500 million people hooked on to Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social netwoking revolution has been crowned as the 'Gadget Personality of the Year'.
Friday, August 26, 2011
3 Great Kings - Dirty Jokes
Dream Of The Dawn
As I woke up today by your side,
My feelings for you I can not hide,
I touched your face in the morning light,
Being with you just feels so right
You make me feel like I’m a queen,
Like being inside an awesome dream,
Although this is real, that I know,
As the love that surrounds us continues to grow
I think of what the future holds…
Hand in hand both growing old,
And as I lay, with you dear,
I’m just so glad you’re mine, you’re here.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
I Wish to Wish The Wish You Wish! :)
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Tongue Twister - Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Monday, August 22, 2011
Give a man a fish!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
