Monday, February 13, 2012

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. ~ Unknown

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. ~ Tracy Smith

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.~ Jay Leno

No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.~ Joyce Brothers

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~ Aerosmith

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. ~ Catullus

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~ Rose Franken

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~ Erich Segal

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