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Showing posts with label Funny Sayings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sayings. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Funny Fact - Difference in the relationship before and after MARRIAGE!!
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
New Teaching Methods for 21st Century
This is how a Geek takes classes for nursery kids. It should be the most advanced technology driven way of teaching kids. Enjoy your classes kids. :P
Monday, February 13, 2012
Funny Valentine's Day Quotes
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. ~ Unknown
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. ~ Tracy Smith
Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.~ Jay Leno
No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.~ Joyce Brothers
Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~ Aerosmith
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. ~ Catullus
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~ Rose Franken
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~ Erich Segal
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. ~ Tracy Smith
Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.~ Jay Leno
No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.~ Joyce Brothers
Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~ Aerosmith
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. ~ Catullus
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~ Rose Franken
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~ Erich Segal
Friday, November 25, 2011
Humor Quotes about Life
Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties! ~ Anonymous
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ~ Fran Lebowitz
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. ~ Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
If you're going to make every game a matter of life or death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. ~ Dean Smith
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. ~ Robert Brault
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. ~ Oscar Wilde
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. ~ Bill Cosby
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ~ Fran Lebowitz
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. ~ Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
If you're going to make every game a matter of life or death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. ~ Dean Smith
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. ~ Robert Brault
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. ~ Oscar Wilde
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. ~ Bill Cosby
Friday, September 23, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Those Days That Passed - Funny Events!
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hua?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu…….. . bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”
“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
Friday, September 9, 2011
Funny But True Fact in Married life!
It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips...
yet she won't drink from my glass! :-|
