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Munna Bhai: Agar Maa ko English mein Mom Kehte hey to Maa ki badi behen aur choti behen ko kya bolenge?
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai! It's MaxiMom & MiniMom! :)
“Kab shuru hua?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu…….. . bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”
“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Little Johnny: Drin-King, Smo-King, and Fuc-King.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.