Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
Astounding Volcano activity
Cleveland Volcano, Aleutian Islands, Alaska, as photographed by an Expedition 13 crew member on the International Space Station....
Gadget Personality of the Year
Having more than 500 million people hooked on to Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social netwoking revolution has been crowned as the 'Gadget Personality of the Year'.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Anger Management - Funny SMS for Kids
Friday, December 2, 2011
Beer or You - Funny SMS
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says,
"I love you".
Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?".
Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Quotes that Everyone Should Read
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. ~ Lou Erickson
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ~ Bob Monkhouse
For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. ~ Clifton Fadiman
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ~ Will Rogers
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ~ Danny Kaye
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. ~ Anonymous
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. ~ Christopher Isherwood
Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out. ~ Moms Mabley
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better! ~ Anonymous
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ~ Bob Monkhouse
For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. ~ Clifton Fadiman
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ~ Will Rogers
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ~ Danny Kaye
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. ~ Anonymous
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. ~ Christopher Isherwood
Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out. ~ Moms Mabley
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better! ~ Anonymous
